So every single guy that is out there probably looked at this article and thought, “I thought I was on a site that featured gadgets for MEN and not women”. Why would we feature a bra made for women that tweets every time the clasp is undone? Do you remember how you acted at the age of 16 with girls? You basically walked around looking for any kind of nudity and testosterone coming out of your pores. If you stumbled across a girl that had enough daddy issues that actually allowed you to make it to second base, you became a crazy eyed teenager. So after going through that situation, how does that relate to you? You’re now over 30 years old and have a wife and daughter…
Hopefully you just realized the angle we were coming from with this tweeting bra helping to keep the bra on your daughter. If it happens to come off, you will see a tweet go out announcing to the world (and you) that the bra clasp was undone. You can then select the appropriate punishment and never let her date again until she is 40 (or older depending on how strict you are). On a much more serious note, the tweeting bra actually serves a great purpose in reminding women of when they have reached the time for their own monthly self breast exam. While we might see it as a prevention of a pimply faced punk trying to cop a feel on our daughter, the tweeting bra is actually a great way to bring awareness to breast cancer. Most of the people that are reading this can think of a person(s) that was effected by breast cancer and would love the idea of publicly announcing to the Twitter world that you need to give yourself a breast exam. The clasp keeps count of how many times the bra is undone and uses that to measure the appropriate time to perform the self examination (and announces so on Twitter so you don’t miss it). Click here for more information on the Tweeting Bra from Nestle.
Price: ??? ( We are kind of curious )
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