How do men claim something has become their property in order to prevent another man from taking his property? He may put a ring on it (we are not calling women property so please don’t get a tizzy, it’s just a joke). If it is food, a man might quickly lick every item on his plate to stop his buddy from taking it straight from his plate. If it’s a pick up basketball game you’re claiming, you will likely hear “we got next”. If you find out that your buddy managed to buy the exact same shirt you did, there will likely be a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors. Winner will get to claim the shirt as his and the loser has to go back to Dillard’s and pick out a different Tommy Bahama shirt. If you’re a cowboy and handle a lot of cattle, you might decide to brand the cattle with a hot iron. It is/was an old school way to tell which cattle were your own and if those annoying McCoys had taken one of your cows.
Men run into the problem of deciding how to pick their own beer. As of right now, they have a few different options:
- You select an absolute terrible beer that nobody else would drink.
- You come up with unique ways to position the tab of your beer so you can tell which one is yours. Eight beers in though and you have forgotten your masterful code.
- You give up and drink everybody’s backwash.
Price: $8 here
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